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[This is not the face of a man well content with life. This is the face of a man pissed off at having slept for God knows how long.]
First he puts me to sleep for weeks, then he asks me to look after a child. I'm beginning to wonder if he actually expects redemption.
Weren't we just in port? [Fuck this ride, fuck the Admiral, grump grump grump.]
[Private to Ellie]
Meet me in the gym.
[Private to the Admiral]
I would comment on the fact that I'm a grown man and haven't written a letter to Father Christmas in decades, but I've the feeling it will fall on deaf ears.
Take your letters and sod off.
[And because he literally cannot resist, a check list.]
First he puts me to sleep for weeks, then he asks me to look after a child. I'm beginning to wonder if he actually expects redemption.
Weren't we just in port? [Fuck this ride, fuck the Admiral, grump grump grump.]
[Private to Ellie]
Meet me in the gym.
[Private to the Admiral]
I would comment on the fact that I'm a grown man and haven't written a letter to Father Christmas in decades, but I've the feeling it will fall on deaf ears.
Take your letters and sod off.
[And because he literally cannot resist, a check list.]
Vesper | ..... | something for the cat to take a spin in. |
Cassel | ..... | a tailored suit. a bottle of fleur de champagne. condoms. [There was nose wrinkling.] |
Peter | ..... | a new camera. extra film/memory cards. |
Chris | ..... | a pomeranian. |
Ellie | ..... | something for the bloody sheep. |
Selina | ..... | the most expensive piece of art in the world. a french-english dictionary. |
Elena | ..... | twilight. [because he could do a thoughtful gift but why when he can bring sparling vampires into her life.] |
Daneca | ..... | copious alcohol. a martini glass. no - six martini glasses. she has to catch up. |
Stark | ..... | a toy sword. with plastic flames. lights up. etc. |
Lark | ..... | a stuffed dog. |
Bush | ..... | ship in bottle. hms nonsuch along its side. |
Babs | ..... | a little first aid kit. with a sign that reads 'FOR WOUNDED PRIDE' on top. |
Natasha | ..... | some russian cold war gadget. something ridiculous. |
Abigail | ..... | something with crocodile skin. boots, purse, i don't care. |
Archer | ..... | an invisible gun. maybe he'll shoot himself. |
Esther | ..... | a dead rat. [Because he will always be the last rat standing >(] |
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Sit tight. I'll bring some.
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Fuck me, I don't know. It's fucking leaves in water, how complicated can it possibly be?
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Find black tea.
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What, is that some kind of goth thing?
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Forget the bloody tea.
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cw; sexual language issues. No one is surprised.
It's like..Tea teat treats.
NOT EVEN REMOTELY
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Not that that's difficult to achieve.
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Fuck your tea. Get it yourself.
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I'm totally walking.
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[He totally saw.]
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