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James Bond ([personal profile] lastrat) wrote2013-12-20 09:46 pm

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[This is not the face of a man well content with life. This is the face of a man pissed off at having slept for God knows how long.]

First he puts me to sleep for weeks, then he asks me to look after a child. I'm beginning to wonder if he actually expects redemption.

Weren't we just in port? [Fuck this ride, fuck the Admiral, grump grump grump.]

[Private to Ellie]

Meet me in the gym.

[Private to the Admiral]

I would comment on the fact that I'm a grown man and haven't written a letter to Father Christmas in decades, but I've the feeling it will fall on deaf ears.

Take your letters and sod off.

[And because he literally cannot resist, a check list.]

Vesper.....something for the cat to take a spin in.
Cassel.....a tailored suit. a bottle of fleur de champagne. condoms. [There was nose wrinkling.]
Peter.....a new camera. extra film/memory cards.
Chris.....a pomeranian.
Ellie.....something for the bloody sheep.
Selina.....the most expensive piece of art in the world. a french-english dictionary.
Elena.....twilight. [because he could do a thoughtful gift but why when he can bring sparling vampires into her life.]
Daneca.....copious alcohol. a martini glass. no - six martini glasses. she has to catch up.
Stark.....a toy sword. with plastic flames. lights up. etc.
Lark.....a stuffed dog.
Bush.....ship in bottle. hms nonsuch along its side.
Babs.....a little first aid kit. with a sign that reads 'FOR WOUNDED PRIDE' on top.
Natasha.....some russian cold war gadget. something ridiculous.
Abigail.....something with crocodile skin. boots, purse, i don't care.
Archer.....an invisible gun. maybe he'll shoot himself.
Esther.....a dead rat. [Because he will always be the last rat standing >(]
myresponsibility: (Fuck yeah Spider-Man.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Offer still stands.

Or you can just try to beat me up.
myresponsibility: (I don't think you really wanna know.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Remind me never to get on your bad side.
myresponsibility: (I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think I figured that out around the time you said you would shoot me if I said I was Spider-Man.
myresponsibility: (Tim I stole your hoodie.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, thanks for showing some restraint.
myresponsibility: (Oh Christ I'm so awkward.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Actually, not that I want to actually have you shoot me? But I have kind of been wondering if I could like, you know. Dodge a bullet next time.
myresponsibility: (I GOT THE EGGS.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe just with rubber bullets?
myresponsibility: (It's a rash.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You need a therapist. Like, yesterday.
myresponsibility: (Snape kills Dumbledore?)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-22 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Please don't teach Ellie that.
myresponsibility: (Seriously this is just pathetic.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-29 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm afraid of.
myresponsibility: (Seriously what is happening.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2013-12-30 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And she might shoot someone.

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