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[This is not the face of a man well content with life. This is the face of a man pissed off at having slept for God knows how long.]
First he puts me to sleep for weeks, then he asks me to look after a child. I'm beginning to wonder if he actually expects redemption.
Weren't we just in port? [Fuck this ride, fuck the Admiral, grump grump grump.]
[Private to Ellie]
Meet me in the gym.
[Private to the Admiral]
I would comment on the fact that I'm a grown man and haven't written a letter to Father Christmas in decades, but I've the feeling it will fall on deaf ears.
Take your letters and sod off.
[And because he literally cannot resist, a check list.]
First he puts me to sleep for weeks, then he asks me to look after a child. I'm beginning to wonder if he actually expects redemption.
Weren't we just in port? [Fuck this ride, fuck the Admiral, grump grump grump.]
[Private to Ellie]
Meet me in the gym.
[Private to the Admiral]
I would comment on the fact that I'm a grown man and haven't written a letter to Father Christmas in decades, but I've the feeling it will fall on deaf ears.
Take your letters and sod off.
[And because he literally cannot resist, a check list.]
Vesper | ..... | something for the cat to take a spin in. |
Cassel | ..... | a tailored suit. a bottle of fleur de champagne. condoms. [There was nose wrinkling.] |
Peter | ..... | a new camera. extra film/memory cards. |
Chris | ..... | a pomeranian. |
Ellie | ..... | something for the bloody sheep. |
Selina | ..... | the most expensive piece of art in the world. a french-english dictionary. |
Elena | ..... | twilight. [because he could do a thoughtful gift but why when he can bring sparling vampires into her life.] |
Daneca | ..... | copious alcohol. a martini glass. no - six martini glasses. she has to catch up. |
Stark | ..... | a toy sword. with plastic flames. lights up. etc. |
Lark | ..... | a stuffed dog. |
Bush | ..... | ship in bottle. hms nonsuch along its side. |
Babs | ..... | a little first aid kit. with a sign that reads 'FOR WOUNDED PRIDE' on top. |
Natasha | ..... | some russian cold war gadget. something ridiculous. |
Abigail | ..... | something with crocodile skin. boots, purse, i don't care. |
Archer | ..... | an invisible gun. maybe he'll shoot himself. |
Esther | ..... | a dead rat. [Because he will always be the last rat standing >(] |
[private]
She's a soldier in a war. [And she's too young for it. He does manage a wry smile, there.]
You wouldn't make me break out in hives, now would you Iris?
Re: [private]
Since when are you allergic to whiskey, you pillock?
[private]
Well I'm not usually slathering it on myself. Seems like a waste of good whiskey.
[private]
[She knows you do.]
Do you want me to give you a full chemical rundown? It's not made of whiskey. It's a warming carrier oil with some of the same esters that make whisky smell of whisky. I mostly made it for meself. 'Cause I want you all to smell good.
[private]
[private]
[She's saving that for someone else.]
But someone might want to, eh?
[private]
I'll stop by in a bit. [....But it sounds pretty decent to him.]
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