lastrat: (go get your gun get your gun)
James Bond ([personal profile] lastrat) wrote2012-12-06 11:01 am

♠ | 001 | Video

[Bond has been laying low, for the most part: investigating quietly, observing, looking for the Admiral and the Bridge and all the other things people initially told him he'd never see or find.

It galls him that they were right.

He's also spent his time half convinced that this is all a drug induced dream meant to obtain information from him. He still isn't sure either way, honestly, so when the video clicks on, Bond's face is inscrutable, because you're getting nothing from him, Quantum. When he talks, it's easy, smooth, because he is a very good bluffer.]


Suppose this is real. Suppose we are actually on a ship meant to cure us of our villainous ways. Tell me how it works. Tell me how often it works. And what do the wardens get out of it?

[He smiles, and it's easy but doesn't reach his eyes.]

While we're here, I've learned from my mistakes, 'Admiral.' [The inflection is small, but present: he really means Quantum.] Kindly send me back to live the quiet retired life, if you please. [There are much more important things than his immortal soul, or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be about, at stake after all.]

[Private to Ivy]

It strikes me that I may or may not owe you an apology.

[Private to Lark]

Heard anything?
lesliemonster: (eagleton spawn)

[Private; Video]

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-12-06 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here James Bond. Have a Leslie Knope: she's here to help.]

The deals are different for every warden.

And I don't know that the intent is to "cure you of your villainous ways." That's too simplistic.
chlorophylliac: (growth - lilies)

Private

[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2012-12-06 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ivy is just chilling out in her extremely plant-filled room and has bruises circling her upper arms and doesn't like you.]

Then I suppose I may or may not be inclined to forgive you.
makeitwork: (emma you are really short)

[personal profile] makeitwork 2012-12-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excellent use of the word gall btw]

Suppose it is real but it won't matter in the end. [Because you'll go insane ahaha]
chlorophylliac: (neutral - hands in hair)

Private

[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2012-12-06 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask.
chlorophylliac: (smile - oh really)

Private

[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2012-12-06 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[She already swung by the library but if there was ever any Fleming there it's all been cleared out by the Admiral. Jerk.]

It's not uncommon knowledge. You'll find a good number of people do.
lesliemonster: (really though think about it)

[Private; Video]

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-12-06 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't be handsome at her James Bond, she is immune at this point.

Everyone needs to stop being handsome though really.]


That it would. I do have a deal, but they don't go into affect until a warden has successfully graduated another passenger.
chlorophylliac: (growth - leaves)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2012-12-06 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOOD. Go lie on a train track.]

And there's nothing else here so far that you've found unusual?
makeitwork: (i hate that witch)

[personal profile] makeitwork 2012-12-06 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
How long do you think you'll last?
lesliemonster: (and we're awesome)

[Private; Video]

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-12-06 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah huh, its name is Captain America/Dean Winchester/Zev/Castiel/Ivy/Angua/Prefect/Basically everyone but Jesse.]

I'm the deputy director of the Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee, Indiana. Our funding was about to be cut, which meant that all of the parks in Pawnee would have been closed. Right before school let out for the summer. Which meant cuts to free summer camp programs for families that can't afford childcare, closing the community pool just when our elementary swim team is practicing for nationals, no summer concerts in the park...

[And a thousand other VITAL COMMUNITY OUTREACH PROGRAMS that Leslie oversees and takes great pride in.]

Not to mention, all of my friends would have been out of work. The Admiral offered to restore our funding if I came here.
secretasshole: (when I look out there)

[personal profile] secretasshole 2012-12-06 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What would make you accept this as reality?
chlorophylliac: (smile - heh)

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[personal profile] chlorophylliac 2012-12-06 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair.

[She pauses a moment. Someone's going to put you out of your misery eventually. Might as well be her.]

In my world and I assume some others, the one who isn't real is you. You are the protagonist of a series of books and films about your exploits in MI6.
lesliemonster: (keeping it super casual)

[Private; Video]

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-12-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not about money, it's about COMMUNITY. Get with it.]

Because I left very competent people in charge. [Granted, those same competent people had previously buckled after one Leslie-free day, but she's left them detailed instructions.] And the entire department is suspended at the moment, so there's not even enough funding for the apartment to have an...array to dis.
makeitwork: (you shitty hat)

[personal profile] makeitwork 2012-12-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been here for several months. [Lasting, surviving, what is that.]
secretasshole: (I'm doing science and I'm still alive)

[personal profile] secretasshole 2012-12-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
As an android, I don't hallucinate or dream, and I cannot be influenced by pharmaceuticals. If someone had tampered with my programming, I would, in some way, be aware of it. Therefore, I must accept that this is - for the time being - reality.

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