lastrat: (we can take it on down to the undergroun)
James Bond ([personal profile] lastrat) wrote2014-05-27 04:11 pm

♠ | 029 | Video


[Bond is very, very grumpy looking when the video comes on. Very. Very. Grumpy. He's also looking a little ridiculous, because the suit he's wearing - one of his best, Tom Ford in dark gray, with lighter pinstripes - is not fitting him as well as it usually does. It doesn't quite hang off him - James has never been scrawny - but there is noticeable room in his shoulders, at his waist, even in his god damned shirt. And he is not happy about it.

Under his arm, he's holding a navy cap, and behind him there are strewn pieces of his naval uniform. Which may soon be making a reappearance, since it's the only thing that might fit properly.]


I don't suppose the Admiral's considered skipping a week, rather than putting us through something absurd.

[This glare is all for the Admiral.

And anyone who brings on the mockery. He's already shrugging the jacket off, dropping the hat in the process.]


Don't bloody wish for anything! [Rocking Tom Ford means he can throw that jacket on the ground before reaching out to kill the feed.]


(ooc: replies will come from [personal profile] jumpedup!)

jumpedup: (yet o my friend I will not have thee die)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-06-18 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you may have forgotten how to add.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] annoyed)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-19 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
I used a calculator. I was fucking immaculate.
jumpedup: (yet o my friend I will not have thee die)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-06-20 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris, your fingers aren't calculators.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] he's talking to me)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-22 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you. I just so happen to have an abacus.
jumpedup: (lest I should bid thee leave)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-06-23 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well your fingers definitely don't count as an abacus.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] bros and fake mustaches)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-24 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't matter: still more mature.
jumpedup: (thy fate and mine are seal'd)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-06-30 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not entirely convinced you can buy alcohol.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] bros and fake mustaches)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-02 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It depends on whose timeline you're using.
jumpedup: (no more dear love)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-07-03 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The one where a waited would still ask you for identification.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] hey! fuck you!)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-04 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, fuck you. I'm well-known in New York. I bet I have more cash than you.
jumpedup: (yet o my friend I will not have thee die)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-07-09 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But less class.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] tv time with family)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-10 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we can't all be knights sucking the Queen's dick or whatever. I live in America.
jumpedup: (yet o my friend I will not have thee die)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-07-13 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't be so eager to point that out.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] eavesdropping)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-14 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
America is best country. Shut your mouth.
jumpedup: (lest I should bid thee leave)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-07-14 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. Are you going to make me?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] you remind me of the babe)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-14 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Totally will. Don't tempt me.
jumpedup: (no more dear love)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-07-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here to tempt face.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] snigger)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-14 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'll sing the Star-Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs and drown you out.

And I'll throw all the tea in the Barge off the side.
jumpedup: (I strove against the stream & all in vai)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-07-16 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Is that an invitation to tax you?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] check out my pad)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-16 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
You can't tax me. I'm rich, white, and American.
jumpedup: (what answer should I give?)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-07-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
The trifecta, lucky you.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] bros and fake mustaches)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-21 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's just how I roll.