lastrat: (we can take it on down to the undergroun)
James Bond ([personal profile] lastrat) wrote2014-05-27 04:11 pm

♠ | 029 | Video


[Bond is very, very grumpy looking when the video comes on. Very. Very. Grumpy. He's also looking a little ridiculous, because the suit he's wearing - one of his best, Tom Ford in dark gray, with lighter pinstripes - is not fitting him as well as it usually does. It doesn't quite hang off him - James has never been scrawny - but there is noticeable room in his shoulders, at his waist, even in his god damned shirt. And he is not happy about it.

Under his arm, he's holding a navy cap, and behind him there are strewn pieces of his naval uniform. Which may soon be making a reappearance, since it's the only thing that might fit properly.]


I don't suppose the Admiral's considered skipping a week, rather than putting us through something absurd.

[This glare is all for the Admiral.

And anyone who brings on the mockery. He's already shrugging the jacket off, dropping the hat in the process.]


Don't bloody wish for anything! [Rocking Tom Ford means he can throw that jacket on the ground before reaching out to kill the feed.]


(ooc: replies will come from [personal profile] jumpedup!)

imfollowinghim: (It's like a horrible dream.)

[personal profile] imfollowinghim 2014-05-27 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what this is?

[Says Bucky, who is holding a certain extremely patriotic looking shield and looking sort of pissed off. So don't fucking judge, he will slap you with it.]

What the hell did you wish for?
jumpedup: (let the great river take me to the main)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-27 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A stroll down memory lane.

[Younger knees. Which he is not admitting too. B( He eyes the shield, raises his eyebrows. He's gonna fucking judge. He's not even asking outloud, it's all there on his face. His judgey, judgey face.]
imfollowinghim: (The words and what they meant.)

[personal profile] imfollowinghim 2014-05-27 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh fuck you, buddy. B(]

It's not mine.
thefuckup: (r u serious)

video;

[personal profile] thefuckup 2014-05-28 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ TJ's just going to be swatting at the birds circling his head as they try to nest up in his hair and lay their eggs. STOP WISHING TO GET LAID, TJ. ] What do wishes have to do with-- I didn't wish for any goddamn birds!
strangehistorian: (the confused)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-05-28 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Wishes? Are you sure?
jumpedup: (I strove against the stream & all in vai)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-28 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Judgey. Face.

Srsly wtf did you wish for Bucky.]
jumpedup: (yet o my friend I will not have thee die)

video;

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-28 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[TJ STOP THAT INSTANTLY. Bond snorts at the sight.]

Is that an egg?
jumpedup: (I strove against the stream & all in vai)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-28 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He notices something off screen, gives an exasperated sigh and holds it up. It's a model of a ship - the HMS Vesper, though he doesn't let the name show.]

Reasonably certain.
thefuckup: (Default)

Re: video;

[personal profile] thefuckup 2014-05-28 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)

[TJ stops flailing against the birds and just glowers very seriously at the screen. Meanwhile, his little avian friends land in his hair and chirp happily.]

So what if it is?

jumpedup: (lest I should bid thee leave)

video;

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-28 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[That snort is quickly developing into a smirk.]

Three guesses what you wished for.
thefuckup: (faint smile)

video;

[personal profile] thefuckup 2014-05-28 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[TJ blinks, then it slowly dawns on him. OH. Well. The birds suddenly make a weird sort of sense. He brushes them out of his hair and plucks the little blue eggs off his head. He doesn't quite have the heart to destroy them. Instead, he just arches his brow and plays it cool.]

Well, you wanna give me a hand with that? Make my wish come true?

[He's not... reaaaally seriously flirting. It's more sarcasm than anything else.

...

But he wouldn't complain if he was taken up on it, okay.]
jumpedup: (lest I should bid thee leave)

video;

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-28 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a very, very small part of his brain that immediately reminds him he hasn't had sex since February - which is not an intentional count and certainly one he'd never admit to keeping - and that it's been a long time since college, maybe his preferences have changed some since the last time he slept with a man. It's a temptation, but a passing one.]

Very smooth. But I'm afraid I'm not the Prince Charming sort.
thefuckup: (cheerful)

video;

[personal profile] thefuckup 2014-05-28 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, TJ, today is not the day you can brag about bagging James Bond. Not that he knows he's speaking to James Bond. If he did, he might try to bring his flirting A-game.]

Can't blame a guy for trying.
jumpedup: (no more dear love)

video;

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-28 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I never do. [I smell a flirt-off in the making!!]

TJ, was it?
imfollowinghim: (Oh god why did I turn into Steve?)

[personal profile] imfollowinghim 2014-05-28 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[None of your business!!]

Don't blame a guy for being a little homesick.

You were in the navy?
jumpedup: (yet o my friend I will not have thee die)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-05-29 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I was. [If Bucky squints, he might be able to see all the markings of a lieutenant. He's back to the beginning of his career.] Joined MI6 when I realized combat's more interesting at a poker table.
shakenandlimp: Man in UK royal naval uniform circa 1880 looks into camera: has piercing blue eyes (Default)

[personal profile] shakenandlimp 2014-05-29 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Too late. ...take my advice as well, don't ask for anything 'under your feet'. I have been unstrapping deck planking from my feet all morning.
imfollowinghim: (Only the good stuff.)

[personal profile] imfollowinghim 2014-05-29 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Bleh you had better not try to pull rank on him. x(]

I think that's a matter of opinion.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] lol what)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-29 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.

You look like shit.
halfofeverything: (Default)

[personal profile] halfofeverything 2014-05-30 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
My. That's...an awful cut on you. You look like you're off to Mass in the wrong suit.

[This is Alec being sympathetic. And laughing. But mostly it's sympathy because it's not like his own clothes are any better.]
strangehistorian: (the confused)

[personal profile] strangehistorian 2014-05-30 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. I suppose it is an easily testable hypothesis.

...I wish that the library had a more efficient card catalogue.

[Chromie suddenly squeaks in surprise as thousands of cards appear in midair and flutter down around her, nearly burying her.]
patheticvillain: (ʭ waking up with sunbeams in my eyes)

[personal profile] patheticvillain 2014-05-30 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.

You look like such a dork.

[MOCKERY BROUGHT.]
myresponsibility: (Flash you brought this on yourself.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-06-01 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
If you need to borrow some better fitting clothes, just saying- [ask him?? o wait] You might have to ask someone shorter.
jumpedup: (no more dear love)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-06-01 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[..............Look he might if it'll be a laugh.]

You haven't been to my poker games.
jumpedup: (the cloud may stoop from heaven)

[personal profile] jumpedup 2014-06-01 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just shakes his head, dropping his head into his hand so he can literally facepull.]

Convinced?

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