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[Bond is very, very grumpy looking when the video comes on. Very. Very. Grumpy. He's also looking a little ridiculous, because the suit he's wearing - one of his best, Tom Ford in dark gray, with lighter pinstripes - is not fitting him as well as it usually does. It doesn't quite hang off him - James has never been scrawny - but there is noticeable room in his shoulders, at his waist, even in his god damned shirt. And he is not happy about it.

Under his arm, he's holding a navy cap, and behind him there are strewn pieces of his naval uniform. Which may soon be making a reappearance, since it's the only thing that might fit properly.]

I don't suppose the Admiral's considered skipping a week, rather than putting us through something absurd.

[This glare is all for the Admiral.

And anyone who brings on the mockery. He's already shrugging the jacket off, dropping the hat in the process.]

Don't bloody wish for anything! [Rocking Tom Ford means he can throw that jacket on the ground before reaching out to kill the feed.]

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[ TJ's just going to be swatting at the birds circling his head as they try to nest up in his hair and lay their eggs. STOP WISHING TO GET LAID, TJ. ] What do wishes have to do with-- I didn't wish for any goddamn birds!

[TJ STOP THAT INSTANTLY. Bond snorts at the sight.]

Is that an egg?

[TJ stops flailing against the birds and just glowers very seriously at the screen. Meanwhile, his little avian friends land in his hair and chirp happily.]

So what if it is?

[That snort is quickly developing into a smirk.]

Three guesses what you wished for.

[TJ blinks, then it slowly dawns on him. OH. Well. The birds suddenly make a weird sort of sense. He brushes them out of his hair and plucks the little blue eggs off his head. He doesn't quite have the heart to destroy them. Instead, he just arches his brow and plays it cool.]

Well, you wanna give me a hand with that? Make my wish come true?

[He's not... reaaaally seriously flirting. It's more sarcasm than anything else.

...

But he wouldn't complain if he was taken up on it, okay.]

[There is a very, very small part of his brain that immediately reminds him he hasn't had sex since February - which is not an intentional count and certainly one he'd never admit to keeping - and that it's been a long time since college, maybe his preferences have changed some since the last time he slept with a man. It's a temptation, but a passing one.]

Very smooth. But I'm afraid I'm not the Prince Charming sort.

[Sorry, TJ, today is not the day you can brag about bagging James Bond. Not that he knows he's speaking to James Bond. If he did, he might try to bring his flirting A-game.]

Can't blame a guy for trying.

I never do. [I smell a flirt-off in the making!!]

TJ, was it?

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