♠ | 014 | Voice + Spam | backdated to port

[lastrat]

[Private to Elena]

Enjoying yourself? [But it's said in the tone of 'are you killing people in clubs, really']

[Private to Peter]

[WHY DOES HE HAVE CHILDREN, HE DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.]

Stop.

[YOU KNOW WHAT.]

Comments

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

Hey, you'd be distracted too if it was Vesper saying "No, I'm going to stay exactly where the crazy lizard monster is headed because I've got a chance to stop him and don't care if it means I might get killed."

[Private]

[lastrat]

[....Fair enough.]

Your girlfriend's mad.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

[He shrugs.]

She helped save the city, so. Can't be too pissed about it.

[Private]

[lastrat]

Of course she did.

[He doesn't even sound sarcastic because lol Vesper. How do they find women like this. B(]

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

[Good fucking question. B(]

I'll be fine. What've you been up to?

[Private]

[lastrat]

We rented a boat. You're welcome to stop by, if the siren call of crime fighting lets you loose.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

I'll see what I can do. Why a boat?

[Private]

[lastrat]

I enjoy sailing. And I'm trying to teach Cassel, though I'm beginning to think it's a lost cause.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

You're lucky there aren't any icebergs to hit.

[Private]

[lastrat]

At this rate, I'm surprised we haven't run aground.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

Well, you know who to call if you're in need of a heroic rescue.

[Private]

[lastrat]

Yes.

The Coast Guard.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

Aw, come on.

[Private]

[lastrat]

I'll call you to pay for the damages.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

Hey, you have your own unlimited magic credit card now. I thought you didn't want me baby sitting you.

[Private]

[lastrat]

I thought you wanted to help.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

Fine, fine.

[Private]

[lastrat]

Don't get shot, Parker.

[Private]

[myresponsibility]

I'll do my best.