♠ | 014 | Voice + Spam | backdated to port

[lastrat]

[Private to Elena]

Enjoying yourself? [But it's said in the tone of 'are you killing people in clubs, really']

[Private to Peter]

[WHY DOES HE HAVE CHILDREN, HE DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.]

Stop.

[YOU KNOW WHAT.]

Comments

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

You're not my real dad, Jimmy.

[She takes this about as seriously as one would expect.]

private;

[lastrat]

You've no idea what a relief that is. [You brat.]

If you incite a riot of peasants with pitchforks and ruin this port, I'm going to be very cross.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Don't worry, I drain them just enough so they pass out. The dirtbags get a shot at living and don't really remember what happened.

And they are real dirtbags. One of 'em even had roofies in his pocket.

private;

[lastrat]

[...Okay that's slightly better than he anticipated.]

And I suppose they don't question puncture wounds.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Maybe, maybe not.

Either way, I'm just some crazy bitch to them in the morning.

private;

[lastrat]

I imagine you're just some crazy bitch to quite a lot of people.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

But not to you, right?

private;

[lastrat]

I don't think I ought to answer that.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

So much smarter than you look.

private;

[lastrat]

Are you implying I look dumb?

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Your ears would put Dumbo to shame...

I'm just saying.

private;

[lastrat]

Well that's just downright cruel.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

[She laughs.]

But not untrue.

private;

[lastrat]

I'll have you know I've yet to work out flying.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

You've had like what? Sixty years? Seventy? Get on it, old man.

private;

[lastrat]

I do not look that old.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

The walker could've fooled me.

private;

[lastrat]

You're a terrible wit.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Yet you adore me all the same. And don't deny it.

You're the one who called to check up on me.

private;

[lastrat]

Adore really isn't the verb I'd use.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Worship? Idolize?

private;

[lastrat]

Colder and colder.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Oh Jimmy, you just know how much I love it when you play hard to get.

private;

[lastrat]

I'm not sure if this is worse than paternal overtures or not.

private;

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I'll let you puzzle that one out by yourself. Right now? I have some shopping to do.

Got big plans for tonight.