lastrat: (when the storm arrives)
James Bond ([personal profile] lastrat) wrote2014-06-13 11:00 pm

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[The best part about being a vampire - besides the strength and the speed and the senses in general, anyway - is having a little switch in your brain. When your emotions get to be too much - intensified as they are - all you have to do is close your eyes and look inward and flick it to off.

Once, he was going to be married. Once, he was going to have a happy life, even if it was as a vampire. Some things you don't survive, James had always known that. He hadn't always known about vampires, or that they're almost impossible to beat, or that if you die with their blood in your veins, you can wake up from multiple gunshot wounds.

Of course, once he hadn't known that his fiance was a witch, either, but eventually he always learns the important things. There's a silver ring on his left ring finger that she blessed, or magicked, or whatever the hell the proper verb is, that lets him walk in the daylight without burning up. He almost threw it away when she died, thought about burning up beside her - but his sense of self preservation runs deep. And it led him to his humanity switch. Turning it off was the easiest thing in the world.

Now, he doesn't miss her. Now, he doesn't grieve her. Now, he doesn't care about anything except hunger.

And right now, he's hungry.]


(ooc: Super duper affected, sorry for all these backdated posts. He's a vampire from the Vampire Diaries canon, and he's a douchebag because he just don't give a fuck. Picture Elena when she was an inmate but. possibly worse because she's nicer than him on any given day anyway. He's out looking for blood, so any volunteers totally welcomed!)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] come to join me?)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-23 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Steal from me and I'll punch you in the balls.

Yeah, well no one's asking you, jackass. God, are you that bored?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] well what do I do now?)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-23 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Chris narrows his eyes, reaching up and grasping the tablet. He tries to pull it back to him, giving off an angry noise when he realizes he can't budge it]

Dude, you asshole! Come on, this is expensive!
mistconduct: ([unmasked] don't talk to me like that)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-06-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
How about give me back my shit, asshole?

[Both hands are now on the tablet as Chris tugs back fiercely]

This is ISIS property! Let go!
mistconduct: (fight me bitch!)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-01 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give you a kick in the ass, you dick!

[Yank. Yank yank. Chris' face is getting redder by the minute]
mistconduct: ([unmasked] questioning my origins brb)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-03 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Bond's efforts are well-rewarded: Chris spills out onto the floor, stumbling and hitting the bench before falling over it with a cry. He hugs the tablet to his chest, flinching and cursing up a storm]

Fuckhead!
mistconduct: (my life sucks)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-04 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chris twists around with a start, lifting his head up to stare at Bond. His face turns an interesting shade of embarrassed purple]

Get the fuck away from me before I pump you full of bullets.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] checking in on dad)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-10 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need wooden bullets to kick your ass.

[That's a no, then]

Seriously, don't you have the windows of 15-year-old girls in nightgowns to fly into?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] caught red-handed)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-14 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[With a startled yelp cut short by the hand digging into his throat, Chris is lifted up off his feet, left dangling. He grabs for Bond's arm with both hands, face turning red as he struggles, weakly kicking at the man's kneecap.

Holy hell Bond is strong]
mistconduct: ([unmasked] may be in srs trouble)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[The kicking stops once Chris realizes he's not doing his trachea any favors. He dangles limply, the pressure building on his neck already causing him to gasp dryly, eyes wide in mute panic. All that kidding around earlier suddenly isn't seeming so funny right now. His fingers pry at Bond's thumb and wrist, but it's more pointless than he'd like to admit.

Despite the fear inherent, his eyes search the vampire's face, demanding answers through slowly fading consciousness]
mistconduct: (ouch)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-14 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Once set back on his feet, Chris wheezes through a partially-crushed throat. He doubles over to catch his breath, wounded and pissed]

You-

[But that's all he manages to get out. The attack comes too swiftly for him to counter, and he gives a loud cry as his neck is savaged. He fights: he's pathetically outgunned]
mistconduct: (epic fail)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-07-16 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
[The bite - if he can even call it that - is vicious and deep and everywhere. By the end of things, it might make more sense to rip Chris' head off; his head is lolling to the side, exposed neck muscles torn open and drenching his entire chest with blood. He's a goner either way, and either unconscious or dead already.

He's limp in Bond's grip, slumped over without any future sign of a struggle.]