lastrat: (I'll die another day)
James Bond ([personal profile] lastrat) wrote2014-03-29 09:57 pm

♠ | 026 | Voice + Spam

[Bond's comm clicks on, and he sounds terribly exasperated, bored, and maybe a touch annoyed. It's mostly so he can talk over any questions coming through the network, so he doesn't have to answer anything. Just in case.]

I remember this flood. I'll be in the pub, if anyone feels like having their mouth taped shut. [Or jaw broken. Whatever.]

Chris, do us a favor and stuff a bar of soap in yours. [Or he could get earmuffs and do it himself, he would not be opposed!

And he is probably going to be leaving his communicator in his room, because no thank you, he enjoys his secrets. There's a very small window for catching him on the network.]


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[Because he is not, in fact, going to the pub. In actuality, Bond is heading for the pool, where he is changing into blue trunks that are too short to be actual trunks what the hell and starting the first of many, many laps. Eventually, he'll tire and float in the deep end for a time.

He came here instead of the pub mostly because the pool is quiet, because he's not certain if he's affected, and because he doesn't know what answers would come out of his mouth if certain questions were asked. Why is he here? He knows that answer. But is it worth it? A mystery. Why did he fuck up so badly with Esther, with Ellie? He doesn't know. Why doesn't he just return to a world where his way of dealing with things is utterly acceptable?

It's too tempting. So he deafens himself with the water as he cuts through it, planning how best to avoid the Barge for the next few days.]
myresponsibility: (I work here I promise.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-31 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so. Blue and red spandex is as crazy as I'm going to go.

[He stops kidding for a minute and looks at Bond a little more seriously, honestly curious, and extending the offer because look, trust,] Do you want to ask me anything?
myresponsibility: (Nothing I'll shut up.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-04-05 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I guess I'm glad that one happened before this one did. [Which is pretty much the only time he will ever be saying anything remotely similar to this, because holy shit, you know what wasn't fun? Silent fucking Hill.]
myresponsibility: (It's a rash.)

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[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-04-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, guess who's making a conscious effort to never think of that again, because he still can remember Flash trying to be nice after what happened to Uncle Ben, and also has to remember watching his head explode.]

Does it do anything besides weird and horrible well?

... Sorry. That was supposed to be rhetorical.